I Bought A Card Game Once Shirt

$15.00

WTF is this? 

It's a t-shirt.

WTF do I want a t-shirt for? 

I don't know, but we like it.

WTF sizes do you have? 

Just large for now. Sorry we are lazy.

 

Put in a box.

A disgruntled employee will put your purchase in a box.

Put on a truck.

A disgruntled employee at a shipping company will put it on a truck.

Hopefully on time.

We will be disgruntled wondering if it will arrive on time.